Unfortunately no one but you cares about antichess, and because the variant becomes so unpopular, lichess devs remove it from the site and your skill goes unnoticed. You kill yourself for no apparent reason.
You get a 1000-inch 12K plasma TV, but your electricity bills are sky-high. All of the content you can watch is at max 4K, so it turned out to be a HUGE (Donald Trump accent) waste of money.
I wish I was better than my brother @V2chess at chess.
You get so much better than your brother that your computer(or whatever you are playing on) crashes. Your brother and everyone else refuse to play you because you are so good. You quit chess and live the rest of your life playing checkers.
Wish granted. (Thanks for the compliment @V1chess )
You know so much that people start to not like you and you live the rest of your life with no friends, so you try to get revenge on others by taking over the world but fail and end up too weak to stand up.
I wish this game would stop and me being the last one to post in this topic.
(Just so you people know, my wish is not going to be granted if you see this)
You have better handwriting, but worse math skills. You need to go to preschool to learn addition again, and end up killing yourself and others because of the torture.
I wish that this wish is not granted. (What you red just blue your mind.)
Look at #260. You have 2 wishes to grant. Yay! Wishes!