Granted.
You become normal. *cue the music* Normal can never be amazing, Normal can never be can never super,
Normal can never bring change, Normal can never be more than Just Living. Who would ever want to be normal?.
I wish i was 6 foot tall.
Grande-d (Pun intended)
You are so tall, you have to buy a specially made tall car, house, and just about everything. You lose most of your money on the furnishing and gamble the rest of it off. You spend your last days as a grandé hobo on the streets of Mexico City, Mexico.
I wish I had an undo button that I could use on whatever I want.
Wish granted.
You use it on a rock in the ground and end up undoing the Earth.
I wish I had 20,000 perfectly fine dollars.
Granted.
You have 20,000 dollars, and you brag and call people poor, soon everybody hates you and you live your life in missouri LOL (misery)
@vkrish I'm only 6 foot tall tho...
I wish for a diary-free pizza. (Why not?)
Granted
You order the pizza, you receive it and taste it, but you hate it. Here you go. Money successfully wasted. So go ask the guy above with the 20,000 dollars to pay it for you.
You didn't make a wish.
I wish my sense of humor was better.
Wish granted.
Your sense of humor is so good that you laugh yourself senseless.
I wish to be awesome.
A granted wish is yours *Cue the (Awesome!) Music*
You are awesome (Or are you?), but unawesome people become jealous and murder you. The final blow is struck by your lovely nephew who says, "I'm sorry, but I have to do this for the good of the country. The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few. Goodbye." before stabbing you. Your body wells up with tears during your final moments. He grieves over your loss and you go to heaven, happy, but sad, as your relative, the one you trusted the most, is the one to stab you when you least expect it.
I wish I could do whatever I want without being held responsible. (I do NOT want to do anything bad.)
