Taylor Swift vs The Cryptkeeper

One is an international superstar who inspires legions of fans to dream.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfWlot6h_JM
One is an interred-national super-scar who inspires legions of the damned to scream.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kA4DNa9j4rw

I submit to you that the Cryptkeeper is strictly better than Taylor Swift.

Prove me wrong. I scare you.

@clousems said in #1:
> Prove me wrong. I scare you.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CE4VIMWUQws&pp=ygUQaHVtYW4gc3R1cGlkaXR5IA%3D%3D
Sorry, but you're second.

My ghoul is better than your girl.

@clousems said in #3:
> My ghoul is better than your girl.
Your ghoul is breakfast for my girl.

Please keep all responses in the form of cleaver cryptkeeper puns.

Video 1 : Taylor Swift in 2014
Video 2 : Taylor Swift in 2094, after years of cosmetic surgery and Lady Gaga's blessing

When I was young.
Tales from the crypt had a website.
It was a joke website, where amoung other things, they had a game.

"Click on the spider", and everytime I would click on the spider, the spider would die, but multiply.
Eventually the whole computer screen was infested with spiders.

@clousems said in #1:
> One is an international superstar who inspires legions of fans to dream.
>
>
> One is an interred-national super-scar who inspires legions of the damned to scream.
> www.youtube.com/watch?v=kA4DNa9j4rw
>
> I submit to you that the Cryptkeeper is strictly better than Taylor Swift.
>
> Prove me wrong. I scare you.

They cant prove you wrong the crypt keeper is better!