Harsh aha. Well you can shape shift but unknowingly you take on the intellect of the thing you shape shift into, you break into your skinhead neighbours greenhouse to steal some of their award winning veg, when you see a light and the neighbour approaching, you shape shift into a tomato plant to camouflage, forever unable to contemplate changing back your shape to human form your limited shape shifting abilities are only good for prolonging life and growing bigger fruit, which your neo-Nazi neighbour exploits by pumping scream metal 24/7 into the green house, giving you very little water and cutting off your plant limbs as motivation.
You become tabloid famous and are given the same treatment through the generations until 500 years later when you become the symbol of the victory of the new anarchist collective federalised world over a neo-Nazi fascist one, the local ecologist council deems artificial extension of life using electricity for 24/7 death metal a waste, and liberate you from your confines to die a spritely old age of 501.
I wish I had no bodily odour (aha), so I could walk into a fancy restaurant after cycling touring round Europe in a hammock tent.
You become tabloid famous and are given the same treatment through the generations until 500 years later when you become the symbol of the victory of the new anarchist collective federalised world over a neo-Nazi fascist one, the local ecologist council deems artificial extension of life using electricity for 24/7 death metal a waste, and liberate you from your confines to die a spritely old age of 501.
I wish I had no bodily odour (aha), so I could walk into a fancy restaurant after cycling touring round Europe in a hammock tent.