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Corrupt-a-wish Game

1. Respond to the "wish" above you in a way that completely...... ruins it!
2. Try to make the "Ruining" at least a sentence.
3. Make a wish at the end of your post.

Example: I wish I was a fish.
Wish granted. You are a large happy tuna who lives as a member of a very large school. However, that school is on the coast of Norway.
Eventually, your school is caught by a large fishing rig and you die of suffocation.

I wish I lived in a luxury mansion.
You live in a mansion and have to pay tremendous rent to a wealthy man who shows no mercy. You sell everything you have for rent, and then work for him as a servant for life.

I wish I could control time...
You decide to slow down time so that you can win every game on lichess. You forget that time is equally slowed for you and your opponent. You gain no advantage and think it hasnt worked so get really angry and smash your computer.

I wish I had the power to transport people I dont like to Mars.
Your best friend is disguised as your worst enemy in a plan both of you have been working on for years. Suddenly, you send your 'enemy' to Mars where he/she dies.

I wish I could control people's minds.
You become a UN peace keeper where you solve all the worlds problems, but you become a tyrant over peoples emotions, so much so the ones closest to you kill you in your sleep.

I wish I could have infinite unruinable wishes :P
You spoil this game and everyone gets mad at you. :P

I wish everything is normal.
Everyone has to live your subjective version of normal; It's normal for a while until everyone on Earth begins to talk and experience the world exactly like you so that everyone you know and love is now a clone of you with a grotesque shell image of their former selves to remind you of what you've lost.

I wish evolution went into hyper-drive so the planet looked more like Avatar and nature could defend itself.
People that hate Avatar will find you and kill you in your sleep. You will be sent to the Fields of Asphodel (look it up) where you will be bored forever.

I wish I could shape-shift.

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